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[storyweaverofgondor]

Angel Dust: You know, if we were married that would make Fat Nuggets our kid.

Husk: *eyes Fat Nuggets* Our son is ugly.

Angel Dust: NOOOooooo!

[mavikiu]

Levy: oh no, I bought the wrong kind of cookies! Agh, I was so looking forward to them too...

Gajeel: I can grab you some more on my way home later.

Levy: But you'd have to touch the weird soft packaging with the squeaky noises, I know you hate that.

Gajeel: It's alright, you can touch me in return and I'll make squeaky noises. :)

[basilbots]

Bro if you think New Moon, before the Nexus arc where they were doing everything in their power to write him off as evil because they knew he was going to be killed off and replaced, was a worse brother than Old Moon or even anywhere close you are just straight up incorrect sorry.

First off very serious, stop downplaying Old Moon's abuse, you may not be meaning to but you are, you cannot be obtuse about why NM jokingly threatening Sun like normal siblings do all the time is okay but OM threatening the same thing when he would actually physically abuse Sun isn't okay. There is an obvious difference there and it's gross to say otherwise. Secondly more silly I am bapping you like an annoyed cat NM was around for a year and I guarantee you he was not played with Nexus in mind for the majority of it they were not in fact dropping hints that he would be evil this whole time. This is not to say New Moon was perfect, he wasn't, but literally none of the characters are. If you picked at every mistake or ruder comment a character made then they're all secretly evil and toxic (which some people actually believe looks at the Solar is evil theories). But I think it's insulting to go to people upset that their fav character was butchered and say "um actually New Moon was NEVER good" because you're biased against Nexus and want to rewrite what New Moon was actually like. Which is something that the show doesn't even support btw. Earth recently talked about how sweet New Moon was, Sun during the turning point of NM's grief arc turning into the Nexus arc admitted that New Moon up until that point was a better brother than Moon, the bulk of Nexus' horrible actions were not of him being a toxic brother it's him being an EX-brother turned villain. Which for reference is like how the og Eclipse was a toxic brother to Lunar but you would not say he was a toxic brother to Sun and Moon because the role and circumstances around how he hurt them were very different. New Moon was a very good brother that the story left turned into trying very hard to justify getting rid of so we could have our current story (Old Moon as our Moon, Dark Sun successfully having Sun kill a Moon, the dimensional discrepancy, etc).

[incorrect-tottmnt-quotes]

Raph: nah he's just a nerd.

Donnie: I HAVE BEEN BOOPED BY @justmaiidraws Muahahaha

Raph: is that the only time you've been BOOped?

Donnie: .....yes.

Raph: Cool, well I'm at 247

Leo: Ha! 257

Mikey: I've reached the max amount of BOOps.

[absolutebl]

I'm finally watching Your Sky, and I need to know, does "naughty" carry a different connotation in Thai? Because in English, it's used either for misbehaving children(though more rarely these days), or it's used in a kinky and/or sexual way with adults. Is that the vibe when it's used in Thai? Or is it just not a great translation?

Your Sky Use of Word Naughty

Never trust the captions...

Okay this is kinda the same answer as your other (earlier) question about the "broken" arm in Heart Killers.

One of the primary differences between Thai and English (and English and most other languages, in fact) is how much more vocabulary English has.

English is a brutal language but it can be very precise with its brutality. That brutal precision is almost entirely invested in word choice. English is "widely considered to have one of the largest vocabularies in the world." But it is Roman Empire about it. English doens't so much borrow words form other languages and bap them on the head, absorb them, and then call them their own. We have a lot. And culturally, especially for those who worth with language, the RIGHT word carries with it phycological, class, and education connotations. In other words, as a native English speaker you will be judged on your word choice. In fact, culturally, you are being judged, constantly.

Thai has a lot of borrowed words too but at its core, its vocabulary is very limited. This makes is an easy language to learn for some, because this factor means there is much less route memorization, but it ALSO means all its precision is carried by modifiers, tone, and body language.

In other words, it is a lot more is open to interpretation and you have to pay much closer attention to HOW something is said.

Also the precise word in English may not be known or available to the translator. In other words, the flaw is on English's side (too many options) not Thai's side. It means what it means in Thai, but in English the vocab choice by the translator might not be quite right (by English standards).

One word, in Thai, not only "can" mean many things, but probably does mean many things. It depends on how it's said, where it is placed in the sentence, whether it is repeated, and most importantly, what other words are surrounding it.

Okay so in terms of the word "naughty" IMHO that's actually an okay translation. This is not kinky or incorrect, it is a joke nick name. Lak is the opposite if naughty which Fah and his dad both know, so it's a cute pet name. An equivalent colloquialism in English might be when you call a sweetheart friend "Trouble." Perhaps "mischievous" might be a better direct translation than naughty but that's a real mouthful and one thing caption writers always want is shorter words to take up less screen real estate.

The exact phrase being used in this narrative is a Thai idiom. Thus it may have additional meaning to someone Thai that I'm not aware of.

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[the-s1lly-corner]

TADC cast x short and fluffy reader? (Maybe the reader has an extra fluffy tail)

TADC cast x short and fluffy!reader !

Ooo I wanna make brioche, but I also wanna make macarons... but I also wanna make scones... OOOOOO but I also wanna make butterscotch haystacks (having a crisis) (this is totally unrelated to the ask I just be yappin)

CAINE:

Now to be fair, you didnt specify how short you are so to Caine you're probably just normal sized/j .. absolutely loves your fluff, probably runs his hands through it every chance he gets, regardless of if its hair, feathers, or fur! Since you're on the smaller side he can pro comfortably hold you in his arms while flying around! Loves showing you how the grounds look from above, I think!

No thoughts only Caine taking you up to fly over the grounds while its nighttime and you see all the lights down below and everything looks so pretty!!

He wont drop you I promise

POMNI:

You're normal sized in her eyes/j

Keeps her hands to herself but if you offer to let her pet your tail! Good stress relief, I think! Pomni never really initiates it before you offer, though, since she doesnt really want to invade your personal bubble

Please communicate with her that it's fine and it's not something you mind!

RAGATHA:

Occasional pets! She kind of lies somewhere between pomni and jax in terms of how much shes going to pet you without any prompting! More so a head pats person than a tail.. stuff?? Trust me the "tail stuff" makes more sense when you read jax's part..! Doesnt make fun of you for your height, i just cant see ragatha doing that. I was originally gonna say she would make petnames for you based on it, but I'm not actually sure she would.. has probably made bows and stuff for your tail!

JAX:

(Bumping my fists on the table) jax fidget hc jax fidget hc !!!!! Messes with your tail when its within reach; usually just messing with the fur or lightly bapping it around and watching it instinctively move around in response! He would already tease you for being shorter than him... but if you're actually below the average height (or at least, the average within the digital world) then hes gonna lean really into it! Makes a show of getting something down for you, probably overstretches himself and gets on his tip tops to sell the point (he, of course, not needing to do any of thst thanks to his height)

KINGER:

The "how to talk to short people" meme but hes on the incorrect side by crouching down to your height/j he doesnt mean anything rude by it..! Sometimes likes to mess with your tail by petting the fur when you guys cuddle inside the pillow fort! Honestly I can see him with a fidgeting habit, too, like jax! But I think his is less intense and he has a little more restraint.. that said once you give him the go ahead hes gonna be constantly petting your tail if it's long enough

ZOOBLE:

(Watches your tail swish around) "oh... cool.."

Zooble doesn't exactly feel this way or that about your tail, however I will say you extra fluff makes cuddling with them more enjoyable since they look like they're made of hard plastic (Zooble I'm sorry I love you)

Probably lightly teases you for your height; not to the extent jax does it but they probably let out a flat "haah.. short.." when you briefly struggle with something non important

GANGLE:

Short person x person who can (physically and emotionally) be knocked down easily; you guys both have your own struggles/j

Would never ever in a million years make any mean comments on your height, and this includes teasing and nicknames; she doesn't have the heart to even lightly poke fun at you

Petting can be a little weird, since gangle doesnt exactly.. have hands.. I mean she does, but they're like the ends of ribbon; she doesnt have palms or fingers, nor can she put the most force behind her touches (at least that's my personal hc, she doesnt strike me as someone who's. Strong... or even proportionally strengthed? Idk shes ribbon)

Very silly she loves it when your tail starts swishing around when you see her!!

[siren-sashimi]

Sweet spot HC Scenario; [Marquis Vincent de Gramont x pastry chef!reader]

notes: Based on an anonymous request. They meet before Vincent owns the title of Marquis. Assumed the reader and Vincent speak French with each other.

☞ So here it goes: It's the time shortly before Vincent intrigues himself into the position of the Marquis de Gramont. Still working as practicing assassin, starving for luxury, well and a breakfast after this shit night, he drags himself through the dawn, through the streets of Brussels. There're a few bakeries open, here and there but none look good enough for his taste, nothing hand made, too fatty and sugary ready mades just shoved in the oven. No he looks for something in which the balance of butter so well beaten it's almost creamy white, the flour, taste thick, the caster sugar a compliment to not a compensation for taste. He passes by a more highclass looking establishment, the fancy one with glass windows installed with the intend for the passerby's to see how the baker's are baking fresh bread, sweets, baps, cakes, and anything else human hands are capable to make out of flour. It is the bakery in which you start your formation as pâtissier, as apprentice relegated to cover the (too early) hours. You just tried out your new variant with you're still critical about: A croissant with pistachio-cream-filling. The cream tastes too strongly against the unique yet delicate nut flavour, overpowering instead of transporting the flavour.

☞ Just one minute, a single minute after the shop officially opens a roughed up looking guy stares (good grief, his big eyes and gaunt features make for a unsettling stare) at the displayed goods. Expensive clothing is nothing uncommon in Brussels (after all, not incorrect joke has it that Belgium's population is by half only European parliamentarians) but in this state, you really hope that you don't have to take care of an entitled rich prick at 6.02am... ☞ So far he orders a coffee (one of the pricey Middle Americas blends, two spoons of sugar) and your pistachio croissant variant. In spite of your initial hesitance... you would be curious how the guests like it. ☞ From the corner of your eyes you see him closing his eyes in a relaxed manner after his first sip of the coffee (good), slightly nodding when he bites of the tip of the croissant (good too, a good croissant should be something you can bake in your groggy half sleep), he bites closer to the middle, where the filling is. A crease between his brows (not good). ☞ "Pardon ? Qui l'a fait?" (Excuse me? Who made this?) "C'était moi, monsieur. Comment pourais-je vous aider?" (That was me, Sir. How can I help you?) His face contorts for a bit. "For this price..." he starts, you can smell the trouble from 5 miles ahead "this is not worth it, just mashed together." Quick deep breath. "It is still in development..." "And you offer this to guests?" (Well, you're not Neuhaus here and your chef deemed it good enough for selling.) He stands up, ready to leave, and you notice without paying. "I'm sorry, Monsieur" you intervene quickly "I can offer you anything on the house - as an excuse. Everything else is our regular offer." Speaking these word hurts your own tongue. Prick.

☞ With a quick raise of eyebrows and a shrug he sits back down, orders a chocolatine. Now you feel feisty. You choose darker, almost too bitter chocolate which the butter smoothes down, tames within the dough, while the deep cocoa flavour unfolds to dark bloom, passing the comfortable warmth of the pastry to a dark floral aroma. You'll make him get something to taste for sure. ☞ One bite of his. Eyelids collapsing in delight, chest heaving, nostrils blowing slowly, while his jaw moves slowly. You got him. Somehow his visible satisfaction feels like sweetest revenge. When he pays you can't help shooting him a quick: "This one of mine too." Prick leaves with no reaction*. You're still feeling a bit triumphant.

☞ What have you done wrong? Some mornings he returns, ordering the pricier coffees (always two teaspoons of sugar, preferably brown sugar - damn he has good taste) yet he rotates between different baked goods, tries out different things. You two barely talk. Most often he looks tired, sometimes a bit dishevelled, other times just like he's been up all night (bags under his eyes not helping to make his face look less haunted) although not as bad as he did when he first set foot into the place. Sometimes he comes with bags, probably he travels a lot, always wears good materials. At some point you wonder if he's either a callboy... or maybe a spy? You wouldn't be wondering if many of them shuffled around Brussels too. Maybe you shouldn't read so much Largo Winch before bed time.

☞ Some day, early December, certificate awaiting you within a few months, he walks in again, no hair straying out of place, new coat, even with... could it be? Real fur on the neck hem. "One Jamaica Blue Mountain-" "Two spoons of sugar, Monsieur?" (question out of courtesy) "Certainly. And..." Green eyes narrowing down on you "one pistachio croissant." Somehow this feels like a test... he hadn't ordered this croissant since his first visit. You think, over the time passed, you nailed it, almost pure nut flavour, cream carrying the taste, ideal medium for cream, canvas for the nutty, almost salty flavour. For whatever reason, serving this sleek peacock your croissant wakes excitement in you. Actually, apart from thinking that he too visibly displays wealth, there hadn't been too much to stir your ire against him anymore... Trying to keep yourself from following his reaction, your try to busy yourself, sorting trays, setting timers for the next baking time - kinda difficult to discreetly shoot an observatory glance when this early he's your only costumer. ☞ You heard the last crunch, you can't help but eyeing him. A smile spreads over his lips. It suits him, the way he's so well dressed, the upright posture, legs folded properly, thoughtful look, slight smile. As if he noticed you staring he looks and asks straight through the empty room: "Why are you stuck here in Brussels?" "Pardon?" He gestures around. "That's a very good place, splendid even, I would say but aren't the true masters not in France?" You have to hold back a laugh. Twat. His French is so clearly Français de l'Hexagon, it would be too easy to assume him having reservations. "I've been to France." you reply with a shrug "Paris even. It was okay." "Okay? Isn't it one of THE capitals of fine cuisine?" "Êtes-vous Parisien?" you mock "I'm afraid to say, that yeah, indeed one really learns excellency in Paris, most reputable places but... even here in Brussels you're given room to breathe. Excellency yes yet you're allowed to take time and experience, refine by reflection. By the way both, Paris and Brussels aren't actually what the countries actually are like. Too clean." He leans back, now looking at you, that comfortable smile on his face. "Not, Parisian, no. Not yet. I see you have thoughts on this matter." "Better call it experience. Here I can dabble a bit in chocolatery as well." "Aren't the best chocolatiers in France as well?" (Not wrong but more like among the best…) "The Swiss would heavily argue against it. And guess what, Jean Neuhaus was Swiss, he emigrated to Belgium." ☞ At that he laughed, baring his teeth. Strangely, for a man this tall, with such intense eyes, large teeth, broad hands, pouty lips… it gave something nice to look at. He stands up, walking up to the counter, reaching out his right hand. "Vincent." You shook it and replied in return. Vincent's hands are enrapturing, callused at the fingertips and palm, lukewarm, a bit of cold from the outside weather on the back of his hand can be left when your hands part. "I will miss this place…" he announces, giving everything around him a quick look "Things played out that I won't visit this city for a while. Yet I will miss the quality here. At my working hours it's difficult to find a decent place." Quick hesitance on your part. Judging from his calluses the possibility of a callboy-occupation diminishes. "If you want, I still got some contacts of my senior apprentices, and some from Paris even. They landed mostly good jobs or opened their own shops. I can give your their addresses, if you want to. Tell them you know me, they give you something to try. Also, it's nice to have someone who appreciates our work and isn't taking the next best thing."

Vincent huffs. "If you vouch for your friends' good craft." He takes your notes. Before he leaves he turns around and tells you: "That pistachio croissant…. Finally worth it's price." Jerk.

*In the Netherlands and Belgium people rarely tip since tipping is included in the prices. (And something, something minimum wage even in food service.) For once Vincent isn't entirely a rich jerk

[moony-talks]

BAP

🍳

Incorrect

[pasteldritchwhispers]

bap. favourite sekaiju creature(s)?

If I had to genuinely pick it would be the Ghost Dragon line probably

Not even for Sekaiju related reasons, but because it was my Favorite favorite Fierce creature and holds so much sentinental value

Barring that uuuuh

FishDog n PulsarWyvern were some of my favs when the game first released. They also mean much to me

Also OilAvenger line

Generally I'm a HUGE little guy enjoyer. I don't care about big secret cool guys with lore, I care about funny creatures that skitter

I used 2 love TriangleMan from when they were still testplace. You will live on forever in my heart

And uuuuuh

You'd think Undeniable would mean more to me, being my first mutant. You're incorrect. I don't think abt that guy at all

GenesisChild is banger design also. Super super neat.

[Sorry for the AUTARCH paragraph. Sadly they were my most lovehate creature ever]

AUTARCH and it's relateds were also super neat but I had a personal vendetta against it bc imo AUTARCH was the first of what I'd call bastard level secrets that you were Not going to reasonably figure out. You just weren't. You had to ask ppl or dig in the discord to get anywhere. I think it is somewhat funny that a bit after it's removal was when a bunch of updates came into place making certain guys easier to access. The piece of me that held that vendetta feels vindicated but in all it's just my own old pettiness towards that like game direction LOL (being a fierce player at heart, which to my memory didn't Have secrets to begin with?? Not like sekaiju does. Not that secrets r bad just that my brain hated the convoluted ones) (which is even funnier considering the first mutants were equally as difficult to locate??? Ig my brain just Hated AUTARCH bc of the amount of steps. Easier to rationalize a few secret hidden guys w convoluded access points vs the multi-step grinding for one guy ig)

In spite of the above I did love the design I just had to let it grow on me. And now it is shattered into ten billion little pieces. Sad!! I'm sure whatever replaces it will be super sick tho the recent designs are on point

Idk all the new creatures are just bangers. All the old creatures, no matter how janky, are still strongly sentimental. What more do you want from me I just like Guys but I think this is a good approximation of ones I'd pull as favorites.

Ily GhostDragon you mean the world to me <3

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[zoranaroleplayhub]

I KEEP GETTING BAPPED ON SILVER'S BLOG HELP KWJEGHJ /lh

Guess I'm doing this after all. In the middle of drawing as I type this so I may need to come back and do a round two if I think of other people I need to throw in here. Apologies in advanced if you get pinged for the billionth time because of me kjehgkj

Doing this on the RP hub since it's not 100% related to any specific blog of mine though I may reblog on Silver later.

Lmk if you'd like your @ removed! Under the cut due to the length.

@trainerlynda @/timetravelerpyrite @/taskforcedistortion ect -Obligatory my partner writes these blogs bap :3

@hisuianhellion @/thinkin-about-berries - I know there's probably more I'm just not remembering them rn... Andways.... YOU GET BAPPED BACK RAA!

@touya-san - I reaaaly need to write more with ya. Also get bapped back. >:]

@benchspkmnirlhub - Pinging the hub blog specifically since you can find all the blogs there and also sometimes some really neat headcanons. Get bapped. :D

@a-lost-archivist - In which a British man who has seen horrors gets to see more horrors. I still need to listen to TMA ejhfkj. Bap!

@ariadosanon - Someone that Silver hates with every fiber of his being! Get bapped, your blog is neat. >:D

@subjectively-incorrect @/exclusion-pr - Someone please hug the Rotom. Also the Exclusion story is super interesting imo. B a p.

@ex-champion-mad-scientist ect - You have so many neat blogs so you also get bapped. :3

@water-pokemon-appreciator - SIDON GETS BAPPED >:]

@askkanjohtrio - Ken needs a hug. Also get bapped.

// what if we all tagged our favorite blogs and went to check eachother's favorite blogs out as a result of tagging our favorite blogs. what then

[tombytalkz]

*FALSE INCORRECT CAUSE BAP BAPPED THE ROCKET*

*bap*

*didnt explode*

*huh*

...bap

owie

*Bob is in shock. 18/20*

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Zelo: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Yongguk does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Himchan: If Yongguk were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Yongguk jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Zelo: You jump off a cliff!

Himchan: Gladly. Provided Yongguk did first.

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Youngjae: what’s the point of having a baby if he can’t skateboard

Youngguk: he’s 3 months old

Youngjae: he’s an idiot

[incorrect-multi-kpop-quotes]

Daehyun: [Flirts with Jongup]

Jongup: [Flirts back]

Daehyun: [Thinking to himself] I was not expecting this outcome. What the fuck do I do now?

[random-incorrect-things]

*B.A.P playing a team sport*

Yongguk: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Youngjae?

Daehyun: Have you ever played a game with Youngjae?

Yongguk: No...

Daehyun: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a honey badger?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Youngjae, chasing Jongup: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!